“I’m a guy.

If you want to do that, then do it.

If not, then go ahead and do it anyway.

Do you really want to wear that to the Games?””

I think they’re making it hard to wear underpants to the games.

You can’t do it because it’s not safe.

I don’t want to risk my health and wellbeing by doing it.

I think they should make it more safe.”